me and kelz

yup

I FOUND JAY-Z's APT CYA

WILL BE CAMPING HERE TILL I FIND HIM.

!??????

somebody please

Noah: 'send me pics from last night'

WE TOOK PICTURES?

TO this DAY...

still our hero.

boarding school fucks you up

words of wisdom

Tali and I came to a conclusion today:

Where hot guys work ^

Where hot guys eat ^

why is this so true?

REAL TALK

Now i live on billboard, and I brought my boys with me

I HEART JUSTIN

DRAKE

can i?

i will give my life for this

PLEASE. taxidermy kittens at a tea party.

TOMORROW IS THE BIG DAY

PLEASE LET TALI ACT LIKE THIS SO SHE CAN STAY IN DA COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Our friend Arthur John on American Idol. hiiii

'Every state that we went to we had Adam Adam Adam Adam Adammmmmm' - ryan seacrest

I love the show Hoarders

Im going to start hoarding clowns

Life is good

just recieved this is the mail:

im not in college any more, just gonna buy some mad decent bumper stickers for my Chevy Tahoe

then gonna drive to Sonic Drive Thru

peace

why won't you friend me?

tits

died

thanks to Vanessa and Clara for this hook up.

http://chatroulette.com/

i just died.

probably will meet the love of my lyfe. just sayin...

a "C" average is good, mom!!

how much for 40 croquis??

wish my lyfe was this simples.

"G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry."

What did you learn today?

I learned:

A pregnant golfish is called a twit.

A whale's penis is called a dork. DOPE

merry friday homies

to any guy i've ever dated - you are cool

recently found out that some couples send out photos of themselves when they get engaged,

recently realized that i will probably never get married,

recently pretty upset i wont be able to send one of these photos.

P.H.A.T. - pretty hot and tempting

NEWEST DOPEST EVEREST ANTHEM

story of my/our lives?

Never too late

if anyone forgot to get tail a chrimbo prezzie....

this embellished authentic kid rock ONESIE will make her squeal for sure.

YES WE CAN

if we reach 500 viewer hits, someone will get naked in lit. just sayin'

MISS THE BEATRICE INN?

There is an album on itunes dedicated to beatrice. er sick? hit buy now to reminisce in the good old friday nights.

maybe if enough people 'buy it' we can save that shit.

or maybe someone should mo with an ex-bouncer/door-mayne, and have words with him to open it back up.

DONE. DUSTED.

SAFFRON LE BON

after the failed attempts in Ibiza 2009, saffron le bon has set herself a target to get this tan in Ibiza 2010.

im, like, really excited.

parsons popcorn?

found some popcorn in the pantry this afternoon.

i'm usually expecting spanish to be on the other side of the english,

but this time it's not.

it's _______.

can someone plz "identify" these characters?

thx.

CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY

I worked on a new feature film called - 'I didnt know you were from LA'

- the tale of best friends, blonde hair, past hook ups and mistaken identity.

coming to a cinema near you. new years day.

OG facebooker

apparently ads on the side of bookface are meant to be relevant to your life. these are mine. stop drinking. move to new zealand. and eat burgers.

but i was particularily interested in the top one... doesnt that boy look familiar?

just sayin.....

Thank God I'm Home

it's actually pretty entertaining to look at. i didn't know men out there wore things like this. i dont even wear things like this. i thought guys wanted to get laid.

this is birth control in itself.

the best friends

MEET BURGER AND FRIES

He needs a home cat lovers....

hahahahahhahahahaha have fun..

nice blog.

tail. don't pretend this isn't your secret blog.

P.H.A.T. - pretty hot and tempting

westside

sketchy

Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

real talk mayne. get money. get paid.

agro feline

hes only slightly angry

SUCK IT

reason 47586959784774 that dogs are better than cats.....

dogs are even cute fat...

ps...talis CAT is named Toto...what do they teach kids in England?

good google

Google is my profession, and it never fails to surprise me. my latest find is dailydiapers.com, the free online community for adult babies, and diaper lovers. sick. sign me up. so if match.com isnt working out, give this bad boy a try.

THIS UGLY BITCH CLAIMS SHES SO HARD

her songs lyrics:

"where them girls talking shit at? where them Girls talking shit at? where they at? where they at where they at?

where them blonde girls at? where them blonde girls at? where they at? where they at? where they at?

"where them bloggers at? where them bloggers at? where they at? where they at? where they at?

whaaaaaaaaaaaa??????????????

Real Talk

This is how I feel after the 3 day christmas binge



I wish I had something witty to say about this picture, but a Fat Cat in Overalls screams “LOL” – and possibly diabetes.

YUM

this is a dog. jumping.

Real Talk

Honestly cannot deal with this fool.

i dont know weather i believe it or not.... see for your self

FACT

My brother (Tom Carling) is now socially relevant for being in the new Jay-Z video for 'young forever' if you look closely enough you will see him at the very back of the crowd near the scaffolding.

i just got off the phone with his manager, and he said he is available for other videos (weezy HOLLA) all you'll need is a 5$ footlong, and a super long distance camera, able to spot someone in a crowd of 9,000 people. no biggie....

good luck broseph

CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

just to lighten the christmas spirit in a conversation with tammy chow about myself (as always) crashing into Jude Laws cow while i bbm'd the Chow, I was wondering if people would be sad/notice if i died. weird subject i know, but you'll get used to it. so it got me thinking, thanks to 'rev runs' tweets about how to 'be' ('kindness like a boomerang always returns') who would turn up/shed a tear/throw a party/ laugh at your/my funeral...

all i know is that i would have a sick playlist:

- miley cyrus - party in the usa (party and bullshit version obvs.)

- goodbye my lover - james blunt (sung by some homies. duh)

- drake - forever (maybe sung by LEBRON?!)

- akon - getpaid (cue to leave for the after party)

she said my funeral would be 'mad dope yo' - coming from tammy who cant establish her Jay from her Z - its like listening to a chinese immagrant tryin to speak english. so would it be dope? guess ill never know. cue Jay-Z 'young forever' and cry.

(he would preform at the after party, and lil jon would be thurr.)

Merry Christmas Y'all.

DUH